Race, Gender, Sexual Orientation, and Self-imprisonment
May 17, 2016 by Paul McKeever · Comments Off on Race, Gender, Sexual Orientation, and Self-imprisonment
There is no such thing as “race”, though we all have different genetic make-ups.
There is no such thing as “gender”, though most of us have either a penis or a vagina.
There is no such thing as “sexual orientation”, though some of us are sexually attracted to both sexes, some are sexually attracted to one sex much more than the other, some are sexually attracted exclusively to one sex, and many are sexually attracted to nobody at all. Read more
Fine Dining: U.S. Presidential Election Bickering 101
May 7, 2016 by Paul McKeever · Comments Off on Fine Dining: U.S. Presidential Election Bickering 101
Waiter: “Our menu is quite limited. As usual, we have a lovely bowl of celery. However, for the first time ever, we’re offering boldly different poached egg whites as an alternative.”
Guest #1: “People who eat poached egg whites are evil, because poached egg whites are sugarless. I’m no fan of celery – god knows I’ve lost so much weight eating celery that I’m almost a skeleton – but I’ll die of starvation before I eat sugarless food. I’ll take the celery”.
Guest #2: “It’s not as though celery is sugary. I think we both could use some protein in our diets. I mean: look at us. We’re shadows of our former selves. People who choose celery over poached egg whites are stupid. I’ll take the poached egg whites”.
Guest #3: “Seeing as I’m the only one of us three who brought any money to this joint, just gimme the usual: the bill.”
